But that’s just a Theory

But that’s just a Theory

Guys I love game theory. No seriously I LOVE it. I remember when I first became a fan of it you know I kinda liked it but I didn't love it yet. Then they started making the FNAF theories. I loved it sooooo much! but even then I hadn't felt truly in LOVE with Game theory until the Fortnite theories. After that I was in love with game theory. I bought all the merch AND wore it to school too! I always got mad when people said matpat made bad decisions! GIVING THE POPE UNDERTALE WAS COMPLETELY THE RIGHT DECISION! But anyway I loved game theory is my point. That is…until the incident happened… I was doing what I normally do. y'now snuggling with my custom matpat body pillow watching game theory's old FNAF theories when I got an Email. it said "hey I've heard you really like game theory kid..well what if I told you I have access to a lost game theory episode that is the BEST ONE HE EVER MADE?!" I replied on the email "OH I WOULD LOVE THAT PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!" He said "sure kid you can have it for the cheap cheap price of…six dollars and sixty six cents…" Well I was SUPER excited. I sent the money to a undisclosed location and he sent me the DVD (I'm not sure how 1. he knew where my house was or 2. why the episode was on a DVD but oh well" I took the DVD as quickly as I could and put it in my DVD player (with the body pillow in my arms OF COURSE) and started to watch the video. "Hey guys I'm 'matpat one of these youtube guys who explains stuff while trying to make a bunch of wacky jokes!" This was strange since this isn't how he normally does the into to his video but to be fair he didn't upload it for some reason. "today we're going to talk about my theory that the mario brothers are related since if you think about it they are called the mario brothers and they both have mustaches. also I think anyone who makes a 'cringey' post should be executed." WHAT?! matpat would never say that someone should ever be killed. and as he said it his little animated character of himself had hyper realistic eyes. I know that he normally used a real life picture of himself but even then it looked….off. I got scared and started to cry. After he said that the video cut to a governor looking at his phone."hmm my favorite youtuber has a point!" he then proceeded to pick up a microphone and say "anyone who posts a cringe post will be executed". WHAT?! I was so scared and terrified by what was going on I started to vomit. All of a sudden it cut to a hyper realistic looking house with a guy sitting down on his phone. "time to make a cringey post!" he then proceeded to post something on his phone when sirens started to go off. all of a sudden a cop bursted into the room saying "you have made a cringey post you shall be executed. The poster refused to go with the cop and got beaten by the cop and hyper realistic blood started to gush out of his head as he was beaten. I started to puke even more vomit as he was beaten. eventually he relented and went with the cop. we then cut to the jail with a dirty disgusting looking execution room with our unfortunate poster sitting in a chair…and electric chair. The cop then said "any last words?" the poster said in a weak voice "yes.. that post I made-" before he even finished he started to get zapped by the chair his hyper realistic injuries from earlier made bright from the electric shock as he screamed in pain and had hyper realistic foam coming out of his mouth. after the shocking he with the little bit of life he still had in him said " was ironic…" he then died and the video ended. I took the VHS out of the player and threw it against the wall and burned it, puked on it, and everything you can think of to it. I then wrote an angry email to the person who sent me the cursed thing but his email was gone. Like it had never existed… and as I type this I think I can hear sirens nearby…

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Submitted May 26, 2019 at 12:16PM by Soscary6542

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