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Why can’t T-rexes clap their hands ?

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What do business people wear in Thailand?

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I started watching a new TV show about fishing last night…..

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My dad was looking a little discombobulated, so I asked him,...

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How do chicken farmers count their eggs?

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My Wife lost the race to Sister Mary Francis

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My wife was reading an article about baby massages

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“Hey, Watson, why are you taking Ex-Lax?”

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What do we want?! Low flying airplanes! When do we want them?!? NEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
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I tried to keep my dream alive.

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I was troubleshooting today.

I was troubleshooting today. Unfortunately trouble turned out to be a better shot.
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Why do all hotdogs look the same?

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I was recently asked to review a book on dreams... ...it was a real snoozefest.

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Dad, can we have ice-cream???

Dad, can we have ice-cream??? Sorry kids, the truck only rings the chimes when he has none left.

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

I had borscht for dinner.

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