I saw someone get attacked by a group of mimes yesterday they were dong unspeakable things to the victim.
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“Let that sink in,” he said. “Ugh, what does the sink want this time?”
Why can't T-rexes clap their hands ? Because they're dead.
What do business people wear in Thailand? Suit & Thai
I started watching a new TV show about fishing last night..... I'm already hooked!
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How do chicken farmers count their eggs? With an eggsel spreadsheet.
My Wife lost the race to Sister Mary Francis Apparently, she was second to nun.
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My wife was reading an article about baby massages Me: Do you think they work? Her: I'm not sure. Me: I don't think their fingers...
“Hey, Watson, why are you taking Ex-Lax?” No shit, Sherlock.
What do we want?! Low flying airplanes! When do we want them?!? NEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
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I took the r out of Sprite, just for spite! No text found
I tried to keep my dream alive. Unfortunately, the snooze button was hard to reach.
Spoiler Alert!! I forgot to put the milk back in the fridge for days.
I was troubleshooting today. Unfortunately trouble turned out to be a better shot.
I've been named the patron saint of Chipotle... Call me Guaca-holy.
Why do all hotdogs look the same? Because they are in bread.
I was recently asked to review a book on dreams... ...it was a real snoozefest.
While ordering butter chicken at a local restaurant, I asked if they had any pita ....they had Nhan
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Dad, can we have ice-cream??? Sorry kids, the truck only rings the chimes when he has none left.
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
I had borscht for dinner. It's Russian right through me