My friend's been fasting for the past few days, and it's finally taking a toll of him. I told him my printer had a...
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I had borscht for dinner. It's Russian right through me
Man I tell ya, until I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished... #dadjokes
A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been put in properly. #dadjokes
Two windmills are standing in a field... One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"The other one says, "I’m a big...
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What did the green grape tell the purple grape? Breathe, stupid! #dadjokes
Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed... #dadjokes
Watching Despicable Me 3 with my dad During the opening credits, he spotted those familiar yellow, pill-shaped creatures that we all know too well. He...
I’m addicted to having money in the bank… I really do suffer from withdrawals… #dadjokes
“Let that sink in,” he said. “Ugh, what does the sink want this time?”
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke." #dadjokes
By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same... #dadjokes
Has anyone watched a movie called "The Tractor"? Me neither but I've seen the trailer !
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Why did the robot marry his fiancée? He couldn’t resistor. #dadjokes
Scientists have discovered exactly how much sleep an average person needs... Just 5 minutes more... #dadjokes
I don't mind to drill a hole It's just a little boring
A white horse fell in the mud... And took a bath. #dadjokes
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You know what they say about grandfather clocks… They’re old timers. #dadjokes
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta #dadjokes
Dad... did you just take a poop? I didn't take one, I left one!
My cat refused to eat carbs. She calls it the kitty-O diet. #dadjokes
Know what Shakespeare’s dog was named? Damned Spot #dadjokes
My dad called me today and told me he was transitioning to be a female He just wanted to be transparent
Blondes & Computers Q: How are blondes and computers similar?A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you. #dadjokes
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