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Blondes & Computers Q: How are blondes and computers similar?A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you. #dadjokes
A quarterback, a feminist and an atheist walk into a bar. How do you know? They told you. #dadjokes
In a Catholic school cafeteria,... In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take...
What do you call an alligator that likes to start fights? An instigator
Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? Because I use a spoon. #dadjokes
"I accidentally cut some parallel ridges into this sheet of metal" "Well, that's just grate."
Want to know why my shoulder makes a terrible GPS? It often gets dislocated. #dadjokes
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral. #dadjokes
When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame... ...he found that he had met his match. #dadjokes
A cheese wheel was sacrificed yesterday It was for the grater good though. #dadjokes
I have a phobia of overengineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex
Why don't tennis players get married? Because love means nothing to them. #dadjokes
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh #dadjokes
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? Sanka #dadjokes
I know a great knock knock joke but you have to start it. (Click link to say knock knock) Who's there?walks away #dadjokes
"Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?" *and do a Queen wave with a hand of your choosing*... "Because that's my hand"
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "All right, I'll serve You, but make sure you don't start anything." #dadjokes
Who's bigger : Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby? Their baby. Because he's a little Bigger ????
My friend's been fasting for the past few days, and it's finally taking a toll of him. I told him my printer had a...
I had borscht for dinner. It's Russian right through me
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Man I tell ya, until I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished... #dadjokes
A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been put in properly. #dadjokes
Two windmills are standing in a field... One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"The other one says, "I’m a big...
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