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My dad called me today and told me he was transitioning...

My dad called me today and told me he was transitioning to be a female He just wanted to be transparent
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Blondes & Computers

Blondes & Computers Q: How are blondes and computers similar?A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you. #dadjokes

A quarterback, a feminist and an atheist walk into a bar....

A quarterback, a feminist and an atheist walk into a bar. How do you know? They told you. #dadjokes

In a Catholic school cafeteria,…

In a Catholic school cafeteria,... In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take...

What do you call an alligator that likes to start fights?

What do you call an alligator that likes to start fights? An instigator
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Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee?

Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? Because I use a spoon. #dadjokes

“I accidentally cut some parallel ridges into this sheet of metal”

"I accidentally cut some parallel ridges into this sheet of metal" "Well, that's just grate."

Want to know why my shoulder makes a terrible GPS?

Want to know why my shoulder makes a terrible GPS? It often gets dislocated. #dadjokes

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral. #dadjokes
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When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old...

When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame... ...he found that he had met his match. #dadjokes

A cheese wheel was sacrificed yesterday

A cheese wheel was sacrificed yesterday It was for the grater good though. #dadjokes

I have a phobia of overengineered buildings.

I have a phobia of overengineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex

Why don’t tennis players get married?

Why don't tennis players get married? Because love means nothing to them. #dadjokes
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh #dadjokes

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? Sanka #dadjokes

I know a great knock knock joke but you have to...

I know a great knock knock joke but you have to start it. (Click link to say knock knock) Who's there?walks away #dadjokes

“Why doesn’t the Queen wave with this hand?” *and do a...

"Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?" *and do a Queen wave with a hand of your choosing*... "Because that's my hand"
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A jumper cable walks into a bar.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "All right, I'll serve You, but make sure you don't start anything." #dadjokes

Who’s bigger : Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?

Who's bigger : Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby? Their baby. Because he's a little Bigger ????

My friend’s been fasting for the past few days, and it’s...

My friend's been fasting for the past few days, and it's finally taking a toll of him. I told him my printer had a...

I had borscht for dinner.

I had borscht for dinner. It's Russian right through me
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Man I tell ya, until I met my wife I always...

Man I tell ya, until I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished... #dadjokes

A cow fell off a truck in Russia

A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been put in properly. #dadjokes

Two windmills are standing in a field…

Two windmills are standing in a field... One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"The other one says, "I’m a big...

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